Heartthrob ba ako? If yes, huwag kang magreply. If no, itext mo sa akin ang tagalog ng toothpaste, cake, roller coaster at ng remote control.

Mrs. 1: O mare, bakit ka umiiyak?

Mrs. 2: Nag-away kami ni pare, gusto nya, sex kami, style aso, tumanggi ako!

Mrs. 1: Masarap naman yun!

Mrs. 2: Masarap nga, kaso, gusto nya, sa kalsada! Ngek!

Paano kung masaya ka na sa kasalukuyan, tapos, isang araw, binalikan ka ng nakaraan. Alin ang iiwan mo? Yung ngayon na unggoy ka na? O yung una na mukhang dinosaur ka pa? He he!

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Bagong Commercial ng McDonalds


"Miss ang sexy mo"...







Magpagerger ka naman...!!!

Gerger gerger!!!... hahahahaha

Luv U!!!

pag mahal mo siya.. sabihan mo kahit alam mong walang kapalit yun.
Ang mahalaga nalaman niya...
at kung magalit siya.. sabihin mo:




NAGKAMALI LANG NG SEND.. PAKYU!!!!

Taenang ito!!! yabang!!!!

What is sex in Español? “Vamos tumba la cama, entrada mi picoy tu fuerta, con atras abante; no pwersa pero sige rapido birada, cargada cemilya todo discarga..ole!!

gatherd
n a
large
hall
an
angel
askd
us
2write
dOwn
our
sins
b4
goin
2
heaven..
b4 i
cud start
writing,

i laffd wen
i heard
U
shout..


"EXTRA
PAPER
PLEASE!"

mskt
mgtxt s
taong d ka
pnpnsin,
mhrap
mgmhal s
taong ayw
nmn sau,
mhrap
mnabik s
taong dka
nmimiz,
pro ang
pnkmhrap,
ang merong..


LOAD! n
ayw k nmn
itxt... =(

aristOtLe Once
said..

"friends are

two bOdies with
1 soul.."

if dat is true,

den im gLad im
sharing my sOuL
with u.. =)

mOwning!..

f Only
Adam & Eve
wer PinOys,

dey wud nOt
cOmmit
OriginaL sin.

why?

dey wud
ignore d fruit

&

instead

Eat the
snake

PULUTAN
dudE, ang
Lufet!C;
mOrning!

Inday: Father, I
confess,
evrytme i luk at
oder women
during mass, i
realize i'm d
prettiest girl in d
church! is dat a
sin?

Priest: No Inday,
its a joke. =)

Wen
u
fall
nluv
olweiz
mke
xur 2let ur
filings shOw..
Lyf
s
shOrt
u knw..
So
b
pRaCticAl!
Wen
u
c
d1 u luv,
KISSi
kaagad,
yung hindi
na makasalita! =)

C ngOngO
humarap
Sa salmin
Pra mkita ang
Image nya.,
Right side
view: TOM CLUS
Left side
view: BLAD PIT
Front
view: INSERT
COIN, Mweset! =)

Count every "F"
in the following
text:

FINISHED FILES
ARE THE RE
SULT OF YEARS
OF SCIENTI
FIC STUDY
COMBINED WITH
THE EXPERIENCE
OF YEARS...
(SEE BELOW)

HOW MANY?

.....................3?

WRONG, THERE
ARE 6--no joke.
READ IT AGAIN

Why?

The brain cannot
process "OF".

Incredible or
what? Go back
and look again!!
Any1 hu
cOunts all 6 "F's"
on the first go is
a genius.
Three is normal,
four is quite
rare. Galing noh? =)

TM SuperHunks:
Gusto mo bng
mkatxt ang idol
mo? just txt
JOMur
msg and send to
09262018955.
Exclusive! Si
JOM mismO
ang mgrrply
sau! Txt na! =)

i cAugHt mySLF
tNkiN oF d
mMEnts
spEnt w/ u
myB iM a
Litle LoNLy bt
bEin fAr frM u
gVs me a bEautfUL
chAnZ
2 rEaLze

hw mCh
u miN
2 mE
&
hw mch i mis uR
cOmpNy..

i can't mAke
peOple
lovE mE
forEver..

aLL i cAn dO
is show thEm
hU i am& wAt i
fil..


aNd it's uP tO
thEm tO reaLize
my wOrth..
gud morning..

I am a 9 letter word cOuntry. My 1234 is a hobby. My 567 is
a mountain. My 89 is a prefix. Wt is my name? i'l w8 ur answer..
NO REPLY, NO IQ!! hehehe!=)

Blessings
dO cOme
as a
sUrprise
&
hOw mUch
we
receive
depends
On
hOw
mUch..
Our
hearts
can
believe.

May GOD bless
U beyOnd Ur
xpectations..

1
of
D
qualities
I
like
mst
about
u
is
dat
u
R
very
sentimental. . .

1% pang-senti

99% pang-
mental

Hahahaha!
wag
damdamin,
Bka k
Sumpungin!

f smday
uL find
ursLf

thirsting 4
cOm4t

cOz
ur
in dEep pain
& frustration,

rmmbr
dt
nxt 2 God,

i cud aLwys

b ur refuge
wen
evry1
dsnt hear
ur cries.

sabi ng
nka2rami
lhat
ng masarap
bwaL..




so bwal nadn
aq? haha..=)

u
spin
a
bottle,
it
pointed
on
me,
u askd me,
"truth
or consequence?"
i
sed,
"truth!"

Now
wat
question
do
u
wna
ask
me?
il
w8..=)

U dnt hv 2B
prfct 2 let
smbdy
lOve u

d way u wntd
2B lOveD!

alwYz
rmmber

dt being SIMPLE

s d
mOst
prfct
way
2 mke sum1...


fAll n lOve wd
u!..

It dsnt
matr
wEr yOu go
n LifE,

or wAt
yOu aquire,

its hu
yOu hAv
bsyd yOu
dt riLy matrs..


"chOose yOur
LovE
& den,


..LOVE yOur
chOice."=)

w/o a clue
i fOund u,
w/o a clu
wE bcaMe fReNs.

sO wEn u
fiL deRs NoBoDy
By uR SyD &

EvRyBoDy LivS
u BhiNd,

uL sEe w/o
a cLu,

iM sTanDin
nXt 2u..

fall nluv
w/ NURSES
4 dey
care best,
or an
ENGINEER,
an analytc
lover,
DENTIST?
secures
un4gtbl
kiss,
bt dare
2 fall
w/
an HRM

makuha
ka sa
tikim! haha.=)

Life depends on
da way u think,
4 example read
ds:
mypenisinhermO
uth. Wat dd u
read? My pen is
in her mOuth. Or
dd ur dirty mind
read somethng
else? Take note
genius 1 has da
dirtiest and
wOrdly mind.
Blesed r those
hu cant read,
fewer sin they
wil hav..=)

..our attitude is d
primary face dat
wil dtermine
whether we
succeed or
fail.,gud
day.,muah

msrap
dw
pg inlove!
my
honey!
swetie!
gummybears!
cupcake!
chocol8!
&
sugar p!
hmmm...
22o
msrap?!
eh
Bkt
my
Umiiyak p?!
Ahhh...
Cgro mskit
ngipin nla..=D

Ina: Anak
twagan mo nga
tatay mo s
celfon pauwiin
mo d2.
Anak: Nay, babae
po ang nksagot.
Nanay: Lintik!
Sinasabi ko n
nga ba, my
tinatgo tatay
mo, eh anong
sabi

Anak: "You Only
have zero pesos
in your
account.... Hindi
q n pintpos nay
mukhang
matapobre eh!
=D hahaha..

dOctOr
talking 2 a
mntaL patient
"mgaling
k n pLa
kc cnagip
mO
frend
mO n
nlu2nod!
Kya Lng,
ngbigti
sya
s CR!"
Patient:
"D po dok,
cnabit q
sya dun
pra mtuyo".

NOt
ol
ppOl
cn
undrstnd
d
way
i am..
Sum
may
h8 m
wyl
sOme
wl
luv..

But
4 ol
of
ds,
I stl
luv d
way
I am
cOz I dnt wnt 2
pretnd as sOme!
jst 2 flatter
any1..

L[]VE of G[]D

is my
gift
for
you

E V E R Y D A Y

with
prayers
that
you
will
be
Okey
and
have the
strength to
fight all
pressures

mdmi
ngta2nong
sken
bkt
dw
lgi aqng
msya
kla nla
wla
aqng
problema

ngumiti n lng
aq, at cnbi n..

"mdami aqng
prblema,
cute lng tlg
aq kya hnd
halata"=)

~one of the
most amazing
thing in the
world is having
someone fall in
love with you
who you
thought you
never had a
chance with..:)

ryt?u

"i MIZ u !!!"


kanina
pagkain ko

face mo
nasa plato

pag
inom ko

mukha mo
nasa baso


ano b i2?


pati b naman s
silver swan
kamukha mo
ung pato!?. . hehe

When I wAs n
gRaDe 1,
mY tEaCheR tOld
Me 2 wRitE dOwn
whAt I wAnTeD
2 bE wEn I
gRoW uP..

I wRotE dOwn
'hApPy'..

She tOlD mE:
u dIdN't
uNdErsTand tHe
aSsIgnMenT..

I aNsWereD:
u dIdN't uNdeRsTand LiFe..

DuGo ilOng nIya eH!
GradE 1 pa lang ako
nUn ha..=)